|The list below came in the company's jokes folder. It contains easy and crazy/stupid/funny solutions to life's major problems. Read on and enjoy!
- If you ever happen to choke on an ice cube, don't panic, just pour a mug of hot water down your throat and the cube will instantly melt.
- Are you a wild person? Do you cut your fingers when chopping vegetables? There a great solution for this problem: just ask a friend to hold the vegetables for you while you chop them.
- Do not waste your life fighting with the life partner over the toilet seat's position: use the sink!
- Is your blood pressure rising? Just cut a bit into your veins and it will instantly drop in less than 2 minutes.
- If you place a mouse trap on your alarm clock, you will surely not fall asleep after stopping the alarm!
- The best remedy to excessive caughing is a dozen of laxatives, as your body will surely be very affraid to ever start caughing again.
- Is your tooth hurting a lot? Just hit your finger with a hammer just as hard and you will completely forget about the aching tooth.
- All people seem normal untill you get to know them...
- If you wake up and have a hard time breathing...congratulations, you have one more chance!
- Be good and loving to friends and relatives, as you never know who you need to help you out with the dirty works when you're stuck in a bed!
Labels: Alina's Treats, Fun