• If you ever happen to choke on an ice cube, don't panic, just pour a mug of hot water down your throat and the cube will instantly melt.
• Are you a wild person? Do you cut your fingers when chopping vegetables? There a great solution for this problem: just ask a friend to hold the vegetables for you while you chop them.
• Do not waste your life fighting with the life partner over the toilet seat's position: use the sink!
• Is your blood pressure rising? Just cut a bit into your veins and it will instantly drop in less than 2 minutes.
• If you place a mouse trap on your alarm clock, you will surely not fall asleep after stopping the alarm!
• The best remedy to excessive caughing is a dozen of laxatives, as your body will surely be very affraid to ever start caughing again.
• Is your tooth hurting a lot? Just hit your finger with a hammer just as hard and you will completely forget about the aching tooth.
• All people seem normal untill you get to know them...
• If you wake up and have a hard time breathing...congratulations, you have one more chance!
• Be good and loving to friends and relatives, as you never know who you need to help you out with the dirty works when you're stuck in a bed!

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