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Thursday, October 25, 2007
Anti-stress List
The list below came in the company's jokes folder. It contains easy and crazy/stupid/funny solutions to life's major problems. Read on and enjoy!

  • If you ever happen to choke on an ice cube, don't panic, just pour a mug of hot water down your throat and the cube will instantly melt.
  • Are you a wild person? Do you cut your fingers when chopping vegetables? There a great solution for this problem: just ask a friend to hold the vegetables for you while you chop them.
  • Do not waste your life fighting with the life partner over the toilet seat's position: use the sink!
  • Is your blood pressure rising? Just cut a bit into your veins and it will instantly drop in less than 2 minutes.
  • If you place a mouse trap on your alarm clock, you will surely not fall asleep after stopping the alarm!
  • The best remedy to excessive caughing is a dozen of laxatives, as your body will surely be very affraid to ever start caughing again.
  • Is your tooth hurting a lot? Just hit your finger with a hammer just as hard and you will completely forget about the aching tooth.
  • All people seem normal untill you get to know them...
  • If you wake up and have a hard time breathing...congratulations, you have one more chance!
  • Be good and loving to friends and relatives, as you never know who you need to help you out with the dirty works when you're stuck in a bed!

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