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Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Some more office fun
WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN

This came to our fun mailing list with a warning:FORWARD TO WOMEN WHO NEED SOME LAUGH AND TO MEN WHOHAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
posted by Alina @ 4:57 PM  
12 Comments:
  • At 11/22/2005 6:00 PM, Blogger doshar said…

    funny! some of them made me go "ouch" for the guys though. and some, i felt were well deserved!

     
  • At 11/22/2005 6:06 PM, Blogger Alina said…

    I said ouch a couple of times! They are really ego-killing, the answers. But still funny! :D

     
  • At 11/22/2005 11:16 PM, Anonymous anonymuis said…

    I suddenly arrived here and you killed me, I can't stop laughing LOL

     
  • At 11/22/2005 11:29 PM, Blogger bart said…

    hehe... you got me laughing here... thank you :D

     
  • At 11/22/2005 11:40 PM, Blogger ~Daydreamer~ said…

    Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. They're kind of rude (ok, they are funny)! I mean even if a guy is that bad or horrible, can I ever tell him that? It seems kind of arrogant to answer like that. Plus, he could come with one hell of a witty come back!! And leave you speechless...

    But we'll keep those in mind. Might come in handy one day. Never know :)

     
  • At 11/23/2005 12:41 AM, Blogger irina said…

    cruel and funny, ey? Yet, guys are not very touchy about jokes. We, girls are more, I would think. And I have heard some nasty ones about us, I tell you, it's not easy to laugh at them...
    But reading it as comic literature it just amazes you what sense of humour can do...

     
  • At 11/23/2005 3:50 AM, Blogger Me said…

    ROFLOL :)..

     
  • At 11/23/2005 7:35 AM, Blogger Shirazi said…

    Funny and very pointing. LOL.

     
  • At 11/23/2005 10:03 AM, Blogger Alina said…

    Anonymuis, I am glad you liked it.

    Bart, I owed you some laughs for some very funny posts.

    Marwa, if the guy is really pushy and does not get it, you might use these! :)

    Irina, maybe...But I could hardly find one upset lady not to reply with an even harsher statement. Yeah, we get upset faster, but we are never speechless :D

    Avik, I owed some laughs to you as well.

    Shi, a bit harsh, i agree, but soo funny!

     
  • At 11/23/2005 10:32 AM, Blogger MAKHTUB said…

    yeah really funny

     
  • At 11/23/2005 10:42 AM, Blogger Alina said…

    Glad you liked it, Zahir.

     
  • At 12/01/2005 4:57 PM, Blogger Adam said…

    Its too funny,thanxs 4 making me laugh,hope post more funny stuff:)

     
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