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Friday, May 12, 2006
Email that made me laugh early in the morning

SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM:You have 2 cows.The Government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM:You have 2 cowsthe Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:You have two cows.You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows.You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:You have two cows.You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:You have two cowsBut you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:You have 5000 cowsNone of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:You have two cows.You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You worship them.

AN IRISH FARMER:You have two cows.You claim government subsidies for eight cows
posted by Alina @ 8:34 AM  
8 Comments:
  • At 5/12/2006 4:32 PM, Blogger Raluca said…

    :)) Good one indeed.

     
  • At 5/12/2006 6:48 PM, Blogger backtick said…

    let me add one..

    AN EGYPTIAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. The government shoots them both and steal any milk left. You go re-relect the president for his "wise" economic policies!

     
  • At 5/13/2006 2:22 AM, Blogger silver said…

    Really nice :)
    But i think that the post isn't complete ...something's missing:
    The ROMANIAN Corporation:You have two cows.You declare one of them and pay taxes for it.You paint the other cow in black,you declare it as a bull and then you sell the milk to the black market :P

     
  • At 5/14/2006 11:07 PM, Blogger Wonderer said…

    Alina
    I had the same e-mail but with different contries:)

    Ahmad
    I tried to remember the one about the lebanese, but I couldn't, lucky you:)

     
  • At 5/15/2006 3:55 AM, Blogger Safiya said…

    Very funny. Could those who have the ones with different countries post or email them as I'm very curious to see them. ;-)

     
  • At 5/15/2006 10:08 AM, Blogger LouLou said…

    Very funny Alina. Am emailing it to everyone in my list.:)

     
  • At 5/15/2006 8:57 PM, Blogger doshar said…

    it is really funny! i think ahmed is too harsh with the egyptian cows though...i guess it would be a mix of beaurocratic and italian...

     
  • At 5/16/2006 9:08 AM, Blogger Alina said…

    Thank you all for your comments and for what you wrote for other contries.

    Also, I second Safyia, so, Wonderer, if you still have that email, please share it with us!

     
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